Click here for the best classic Halloween music video of all time: Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”

And here are the inmates at a jail in the Philippines doing a dance practice to “Thriller” that was part of their daily exercise in prison.

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If you want to learn more about this, google “Cebu Philippines Thriller” and a whole bunch of stuff will come up. Pretty amazing… They’ve done a bunch of dances. Here’s “Hail Holy Queen” from Sister Act:

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Here is the YouTube grainy version of “Gimme More” (Britney’s new single).

TERRIBLE! This is hardly dancing!!! And shouldn’t Britney’s videos be trying to improve her image, rather than making her out to be a pole dancer?

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UPDATE: Much clearer version on the MTV website here.

Last night’s episode of “The Hills” was relatively low on drama. Mostly it focused on LC and Whitney’s big business trip to NYC. Which brings me to my main observation of the entire episode: What the heck was Whitney’s shirt in the scene with their boss before they left for NYC??? It looks like an ace bandage skirt that she decided to wear as a strapless top!! Totally unflattering, which is hard on a girl as gorgeous as Whitney!

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Here’s Paris Hilton in her Halloween “sexy Alice in Wonderland” get-up. Creepy - Alice in Wonderland is supposed to be an 9 year-old girl!

No big difference this Halloween than Paris in previous years, but at least it’s a unified concept. More than I can say for Ms. Lavigne.

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Ahem. Where are all the celebrity halloween costumes this year?

I recognize that Halloween isn’t for a couple of days, but the weekend is O.V.E.R. (my law galpals and I went to a party as a 9-member punk rock band), and I have yet to see either hide or hair of Heidi Klum and the other usual suspects in their party getups!!

Must we settle for Avril Lavigne in this monstrosity? (Source: Perez Hilton)

She looks like Judy Jetson gone bad.