I apologize in advance if anyone else cleared their 11am - noon schedule so they could watch Jessica Simpson step in as guest host on “The View” today. She’s not there!

I dug around a bit on the web, and it turns out that now she’s just guest hosting TWO (yes, a measly TWO) episodes on Nov 15th and 16th. Clearly, I will be watching.

I am so bummed. I was hoping for a month of Jessica on a daily basis.

This blows. I blame Elizabeth Hasselbeck, because why not?