Tom had to do SOMETHING to get him back in the spotlight!! (It’s not like LIONS FOR LAMBS did him any favors…)
I bet the conversation went something like this:
TOM: “Darling. Why don’t you borrow Posh’s severe black wig and wear a sparkly gold shrug to my award ceremony - that way, US Weekly will pay attention to me… er…us this week?”
KATIE: “*Whisper/weep* Ok, Tom. Darling. *Weep/scream.* PLEASE! SOMEONE! LET ME OUT OF THIS SPACESHIP… *Tremble/sniffle.* Ok. Let me call up Victoria now. You and Beck’s go have your boys night out in West Hollywood… Leave me to my dressing. *Whisper.* HELLLP… SOS. SOS.
November 30th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Tom had to do SOMETHING to get him back in the spotlight!! (It’s not like LIONS FOR LAMBS did him any favors…)
I bet the conversation went something like this:
TOM: “Darling. Why don’t you borrow Posh’s severe black wig and wear a sparkly gold shrug to my award ceremony - that way, US Weekly will pay attention to me… er…us this week?”
KATIE: “*Whisper/weep* Ok, Tom. Darling. *Weep/scream.* PLEASE! SOMEONE! LET ME OUT OF THIS SPACESHIP… *Tremble/sniffle.* Ok. Let me call up Victoria now. You and Beck’s go have your boys night out in West Hollywood… Leave me to my dressing. *Whisper.* HELLLP… SOS. SOS.