Last week, US Weekly claimed that Jessica regrets her decision to leave Nick (duh - he was like an island of normalcy and love in the psycho weird world she inhabits). I felt bad for Jessica, but was also glad that Nick has found another loving relationship with fellow jobless celebrity, Vanessa Minillo.
Well! After seeing these pictures from OK Magazine, I’m less-than-thrilled.
These are basically old school Nick and Jessica posed shots, but Jessica’s head has been replaced by Minillo’s.
These are totally posed sell-out pictures, and let’s face it, Jessica could do this next turkey picture 10x better than Vanessa:
She can’t even avoid the giant plant in the foreground! Maybe it’s Audrey II about to gobble up her sorry Jessica-replacing ass.
(ahem… gathering myself here…)
If they’re in love, more power to them. But if Nick and Vanessa do a reality show, so help me God - I may have to phone Jessica myself and offer her a shoulder to cry on.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Nice post! You are right. I often think of Jessica and how she dumped Nick at the height of her stardom. I wish they were still together. And you are right - Vanessa does not out-sass Jessica. The world can be so harsh.