I don’t know how many of you have recently watched the 1964 claymation classic “Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer“. It was on TV recently, and I don’t know… it’s, well, it’s really creepy. Did I not realize that when I was young? The claymation is terrifying, there’s a strange shrill noise when Rudolph’s nose lights up, and all of the characters aren’t so much lovable, more like menacing. Call me scrooge, but I think the movie-makers were on a drug trip.

Hermey attempting to get Rudolph to try Meth