A large part of this is posing (which America Ferrara has to learn to do better), but I found this electric blue ruched dress to be totally unflattering. And what’s with the belt? Is it made of tortoise shell? Feathers? Regardless, this look does not impress me.

I’m not even going to show all of Teri Hatcher’s dress because it looks like a slutty mother of the bride dress from David’s Bridal. This is horrible! The color, the straps, the sequins, the push up bra… everything. And don’t even get me STARTED on those optical illusion mobile earrings.

I think this woman from Grey’s Anatomy is named Sara Ramirez, and she usually dresses so well. I love how she looks in those new Got Milk? advertisements. Too bad she picked pepto-bismol pink chiffon for the Emmys. And I’m a bit concerned that she has a peep-hole cut-out on her left hip there. What do you think? Is that skin showing through or just more fabric? Either way, it’s got to go!

Now, I think Michelle Pfeiffer is absolutely gorgeous and so this hairdo is particularly sad. I don’t know why, but here she looks just messy. Like she forgot to brush her hair this week, threw on a pair of black suspenders and hitched a ride to the red carpet.

Yuck. Tori Spelling’s afterparty dress looks like a trashy dress from Forever 21. Check out her black nail polish! And what’s with her shiny face? Is this the Tori Spelling wax statue from Madame Tussaud’s???

Worst of all is Paula Abdul. I guess she gets to go to the Emmys because of American Idol??? Anyhow, this dress looks like a wardrobe malfunction. If she’s smart, she’ll say it was.