Ahem. Where are all the celebrity halloween costumes this year?

I recognize that Halloween isn’t for a couple of days, but the weekend is O.V.E.R. (my law galpals and I went to a party as a 9-member punk rock band), and I have yet to see either hide or hair of Heidi Klum and the other usual suspects in their party getups!!

Must we settle for Avril Lavigne in this monstrosity? (Source: Perez Hilton)

She looks like Judy Jetson gone bad.