This new Hallmark ad shocks me. It depicts a normal mom dreaming of a “Fabulous Baker Boys” moment with her fantasy heartthrob… Barry Manilow.

Does this accurately depict ANY American? I can just see the Hallmark execs sitting around the table while the one 40-something who has a Barry Manilow obsession insists that these CDs will sell like hotcakes.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2J8_Ncats]

Anyone else think that Barry is starting to look just like the blonde guy from Sigfried & Roy?

Since we all have to wait til Dec 4th to see the Spice Girls perform two songs in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, I figured I’d post their UK Tesco ad as a little preview. They are all surprisingly funny! Tesco is like a supermarket/Kmart type equivalent:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHOCZ1OxJ1Q&feature=related]

UPDATE: Apparently the Girls got 1 MILLION POUNDS (money, and it’s better than dollars people!) apiece for this ad.

But I just saw this CRAZY scary ad on being prepared for the Bird Flu Pandemic on TV. It’s not on YouTube, but go to

http://www.pandemicflu.gov

and the ad video is right there.

I have to go buy two week’s supply of water now. Bye.

This new Geico ad was on TV at the gym today. Totally inspired!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh81YFnIwq0]

I returned to the gym after my “summer hiatus,” and I was immediately rewarded with this atrocious TV ad:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY&mode=related&search=]

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.