And wearing an engagement ring? Jamie Lynn Spears looks about 9 in this photo:

(source: A Socialite’s Life)
<<shudder>>

I’m not ENTIRELY sure that this article is reliable, but it says that Jamie-Lynn will be giving her baby to her mother to raise while she goes back to “show business.”

a) Doesn’t it seem like her career is dead in the water?

b) Does this mean that Jamie Lynn’s baby will be more like her sibling than her own child? Wacky!

Here’s my first suggestion (feel free to add your own):

Boy: Ashton Kobe Spears
Girl: Celery Vuitton Spears

My friend Michael’s:

Boy: Cletus Preston Spears
Girl: Misty Lynn Spears

My friend Lindsay’s gender-neutral name:

Tanqueray Spanx Spears

THIS IS INSANE.

Jamie Lynn Spears (younger sister of Britney) is allegedly pregnant. She is 16 YEARS OLD!!

See here for details: http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jamie-lynn-spears/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-at-16-wtf-003071

Thanks to Julia for the hot-off-the-presses news.