This is a toughie. Who’s a bigger fashion zombie?
Here’s Katherine Heigl wearing just about every misguided trend of last season: oversized sleeveless poncho sweater, long T-shirt belted with a giant pirate belt, pencil jeans tucked into victorian granny brown boots.

Here’s Madonna, walking around London in a striped Smurf hat, some weird turquoise graphic tee, and a long, shiny black parka.

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