Last week, US Weekly claimed that Jessica regrets her decision to leave Nick (duh - he was like an island of normalcy and love in the psycho weird world she inhabits). I felt bad for Jessica, but was also glad that Nick has found another loving relationship with fellow jobless celebrity, Vanessa Minillo.

Well! After seeing these pictures from OK Magazine, I’m less-than-thrilled.

These are basically old school Nick and Jessica posed shots, but Jessica’s head has been replaced by Minillo’s.

These are totally posed sell-out pictures, and let’s face it, Jessica could do this next turkey picture 10x better than Vanessa:

She can’t even avoid the giant plant in the foreground!  Maybe it’s Audrey II about to gobble up her sorry Jessica-replacing ass.

(ahem… gathering myself here…)

If they’re in love, more power to them. But if Nick and Vanessa do a reality show, so help me God - I may have to phone Jessica myself and offer her a shoulder to cry on.

Am I the only person who watched the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting tonight?

Probably. But I have to say, it was heartwarming in a really cheesy, terrible way.

First of all, the tree has gone GREEN. Here’s the scoop on the solar lights they’re using:

“Using the new lights is expected to reduce the energy consumption of the holiday display from 3,510 to 1,297 kilowatt hours per day - a savings equal to the amount of energy used to power a 2,000-square-foot home for a month.

The rooftop solar panels installed to power the lights will become a permanent fixture to help offset the energy demands of Rockefeller Center.”

Sweet!

Even better, Nick Lachey was hosting! Yay! We love Nick!

As I swatted my fiance to stop changing the channels, I said, “This is the kind of thing we might see Jessica Simpson on.” I then, in my head, thought: “No way Jess will do this anymore, but maybe Nick would” and HE APPEARED ON SCREEN, as though summoned by magic. It was awesome. He is awesome!

Nick co-hosted with Al Roker and Ashley Tisdale (of High School Musical fame). Girl can’t read the teleprompters! Fire her immediately! Of course, Nick read all his teleprompters accurately and naturally. I seriously think he should be Dick Clark’s replacement and not that irritating Ryan Seacrest.

Anyhow…

I saw Ashley Tisdale perform a crappy, bratty song about being dumped the day after Christmas (bleck), and a country singer sing a whacked out version of “Silent Night” and was getting ready to give up on life when

CELINE DION performed!

Of course, Celine does not perform out in the cold Rockefeller Center air like everyone else.

Non, non, non!

She was arranged in the Rainbow Room via satellite feed with Christmas trees and candlabras surrounding her as she performed not one, but TWO, Christmas songs! And she rocked in the terrifically awful way that only Celine Dion can rock.

She truly does have la voix incroyable, but she is so irritating!! Here’s the best picture I can find of her in her awesome dress.

I LOVE IT AND I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY. If anyone hears who makes it (betting on Prada or Dior) let me know!

Am I the only person who watched the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting tonight?

Probably. But I have to say, it was heartwarming in a really cheesy, terrible way.

First of all, the tree has gone GREEN. Here’s the scoop on the solar lights they’re using:

“Using the new lights is expected to reduce the energy consumption of the holiday display from 3,510 to 1,297 kilowatt hours per day - a savings equal to the amount of energy used to power a 2,000-square-foot home for a month.

The rooftop solar panels installed to power the lights will become a permanent fixture to help offset the energy demands of Rockefeller Center.”

Sweet!

Even better, Nick Lachey was hosting! Yay! We love Nick!

As I swatted my fiance to stop changing the channels, I said, “This is the kind of thing we might see Jessica Simpson on.” I then, in my head, thought: “No way Jess will do this anymore, but maybe Nick would” and HE APPEARED ON SCREEN, as though summoned by magic. It was awesome. He is awesome!

Nick co-hosted with Al Roker and Ashley Tisdale (of High School Musical fame). Girl can’t read the teleprompters! Fire her immediately! Of course, Nick read all his teleprompters accurately and naturally. I seriously think he should be Dick Clark’s replacement and not that irritating Ryan Seacrest.

Anyhow…

I saw Ashley Tisdale perform a crappy, bratty song about being dumped the day after Christmas (bleck), and a country singer sing a whacked out version of “Silent Night” and was getting ready to give up on life when

CELINE DION performed!

Of course, Celine does not perform out in the cold Rockefeller Center air like everyone else.

Non, non, non!

She was arranged in the Rainbow Room via satellite feed with Christmas trees and candlabras surrounding her as she performed not one, but TWO, Christmas songs! And she rocked in the terrifically awful way that only Celine Dion can rock.

She truly does have la voix incroyable, but she is so irritating!! Here’s the best picture I can find of her in her awesome dress.

I LOVE IT AND I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY. If anyone hears who makes it (betting on Prada or Dior) let me know!