The always-stylish Cate Blanchett is expecting, according to Popsugar.com:

This is an awesome look for her - Totally fashion-forward, but still lovely!

Here’s a hard one: Would you rather be reincarnated as the child of Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Connelly or Jennifer Garner? Who cares?!? It’s the trifecta of awesome Hollywood moms (Runner Up: Gwyneth Paltrow)!

So, apparently Dean McDermott (otherwise know as Mr. Tori Spelling) was married with two kids (one only 3.5 weeks old!!) when he began his relationship with Tori Spelling, while shooting a Lifetime Original TV movie on location.

His ex-wife has written a short story about her experience getting dumped by Dean, and it’s in this new collection of stories called “The Other Woman.” I feel so stupid, but I really want to read it!

Excerpts:

“I said have you met someone,” “And he said, ‘Yes..’ And I said, ‘Is it Tori Spelling?’ ‘We’re soul mates,’ he responded.”

“He said, you know, ‘She loves me unconditionally.’ I said, ‘It’s been three weeks!? How can someone love you unconditionally?!’”

This makes me view “Tori & Dean: Inn Love” in an even worse light. They seem so selfish already, and now it appears that Dean is actually a cheater.

I mean, he never even MENTIONS that he has two other kids on the show!! I wonder how present at all he is in their lives. Ugh… poor kids.

Violet, Suri, Shiloh…WHATEVER!

Did you know that Keri Russell (AKA “Felicity”) has been a mom to son River for four months and looks like she is in walking bliss? Check out these adorable pictures (more at this Popsugar post):

On top of that, did you know that 21 year-old Charlotte Church just had a baby girl and named her Ruby? Here’s a picture of Church VERY pregnant with her footballer boyfriend:

Wow - Some of my favorites made end of the evening appearances at the HBO Emmy party. Check out these cuties:

This is far from a great picture of someone who I believe to be one of the most beautiful women on earth, Emmanuelle Chriqui (otherwise known as “Sloan” from Entourage). This dress is so understated-cool. I’m praying for a Sloan comeback in the next season, because Emmanuelle is hot and awesome!

While we’re talking Entourage, check out pregnant Dana Gordon! Woah! The actress is Constance Zimmer, and she is a beautiful pregnant lady. Another awesome red dress!

Ginnifer Goodwin is also cute in red - but why so sad? Hopefully she and Chris Klein are still doing well, and proving that Katie Holmes is easily replaceable by a newer, more interesting model. I watched “Big Love” the other day, and Ginnifer just lights up the screen in all her scenes. I totally love her.

And here are the guys from “Flight of the Conchords,” which is the funniest show on HBO right now. I can’t decide which one I like best - I always pick one and then realize that the other one is even better. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at this party!!!

Last night I watched “Tori & Dean: Inn Love” - the new Oxygen network reality show about Tori Spelling and Dean Somethingorother (her husband) attempting to run a B&B somewhere in California.

It’s horrendous! This show is cringeworthy! Tori is like a walking fount of “Too Much Information.” All she does is talk about herself: her needs, her bodily functions, her baby weight, and so on… Dean is (as my fiancee put it) a bad combination of Nick Lachey and Slade (the creepo boyfriend) from “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” But the real problem is that he’s not as interesting as either of them.

They keep talking about how they want to keep their newborn son out of the public eye, yet they are doing a REALITY SHOW. And let’s not forget about this US Weekly cover:

The actual B&B is like a hotel of horrors. They have mice, ticks, ants, and no common sense. One guest found what appeared to be a dirty diaper in her jacuzzi after Tori used it to get a mouse out of the room!

One final point: The B&B is called “Chateau LaRue”

This name stems from Mimi LaRue, Tori Spelling’s longtime pet pug. Ugh. Well, the website for the show linked me to something truly enjoyable:

Mimi LaRue’s “Dogster” webpage (I believe it’s like “Friendster” for dogs???). I especially like the partially nude shot of Tori holding Mimi LaRue. I especially don’t like the mention of her leaving “tootsie rolls” all over the lawn of Chateau LaRue. EW!